Re: "Cold Mountain" film review
If either Renee Zellweger or Nicole Kidman had existed during the war, it would have been the best reason in the world to desert. Of course the typical 19th century woman lived at the health spa, had perfect teeth and waxed eyebrows. It would have looked more authentic if Nicole was sporting some "Billy Bob" teeth. OH! Too much realism! Jude Law? Yes this metrosexual looks every part of the rugged, southern farm boy turned soldier. A little dab of dirt doesn't cut it.
Authentic ugliness is what I am looking for! Greasy hair, crooked teeth and bad, sunbaked skin. The hard look from the CDV's. If Hollywood really wanted to impress me, they would hire some malnourished, homeless people with bad gums in the lead roles after some intense acting lessons. The helicopter pilot from the old Mad Max-Thunderdome comes to mind. They could save some money and spend it on props.
If we would just skinny up and lose a few years, they could use reenactors again for their next film and they wouldn't have to travel to Romania in search of authentic ugly people to suit up in wool!
Greg Deese
Greasy Authenthic Gingivitis and Overnourished Mess
If either Renee Zellweger or Nicole Kidman had existed during the war, it would have been the best reason in the world to desert. Of course the typical 19th century woman lived at the health spa, had perfect teeth and waxed eyebrows. It would have looked more authentic if Nicole was sporting some "Billy Bob" teeth. OH! Too much realism! Jude Law? Yes this metrosexual looks every part of the rugged, southern farm boy turned soldier. A little dab of dirt doesn't cut it.
Authentic ugliness is what I am looking for! Greasy hair, crooked teeth and bad, sunbaked skin. The hard look from the CDV's. If Hollywood really wanted to impress me, they would hire some malnourished, homeless people with bad gums in the lead roles after some intense acting lessons. The helicopter pilot from the old Mad Max-Thunderdome comes to mind. They could save some money and spend it on props.
If we would just skinny up and lose a few years, they could use reenactors again for their next film and they wouldn't have to travel to Romania in search of authentic ugly people to suit up in wool!
Greg Deese
Greasy Authenthic Gingivitis and Overnourished Mess
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